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Old Aug 16, 2006, 11:34 am
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Tulane41
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: DCA/IAD
Programs: UA GS
Posts: 282
Originally Posted by logicalrealist
In order to receive this fare, however, you must agree to function as a lavatory attendant, and any gratuities you recieve must be turned over to the airline.

Additionally, to be seated in the lavatory, you must be able to:
  1. Be able to locate the toilet
  2. Recognize the toilet operating mechanism
  3. Comprehend the instructions for operating the toilet
  4. Operate the toilet
  5. Assess whether opening the toilet will increase the odors to which passengers may be exposed
  6. Follow oral directions and hand signals given by a crewmember
  7. Secure the toilet seat so that it will not impede lavatory utilization
  8. Hand passengers a minimal number of paper towels, helping to reduce operating costs.
10. Create and operate a stink shield device with MacGuyver-like ingenuity and efficiency.
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