Originally Posted by logicalrealist
In order to receive this fare, however, you must agree to function as a lavatory attendant, and any gratuities you recieve must be turned over to the airline.
Additionally, to be seated in the lavatory, you must be able to:
- Be able to locate the toilet
- Recognize the toilet operating mechanism
- Comprehend the instructions for operating the toilet
- Operate the toilet
- Assess whether opening the toilet will increase the odors to which passengers may be exposed
- Follow oral directions and hand signals given by a crewmember
- Secure the toilet seat so that it will not impede lavatory utilization
- Hand passengers a minimal number of paper towels, helping to reduce operating costs.
10. Create and operate a stink shield device with MacGuyver-like ingenuity and efficiency.