Originally Posted by Benjh
A new fare will be implemented: 0. You will be seated in the lav and asked to leave your "seat" everytime someone needs to use it.
Prior to the first trip, you will be handed a "fidelity card" that you will need to get stamped by the pilot/driver. After 10 trips, you will be upgraded to the biz's lav for a segment of your choice*.
In order to receive this fare, however, you must agree to function as a lavatory attendant, and any gratuities you recieve must be turned over to the airline.
Additionally, to be seated in the lavatory, you must be able to:
- Be able to locate the toilet
- Recognize the toilet operating mechanism
- Comprehend the instructions for operating the toilet
- Operate the toilet
- Assess whether opening the toilet will increase the odors to which passengers may be exposed
- Follow oral directions and hand signals given by a crewmember
- Secure the toilet seat so that it will not impede lavatory utilization
- Hand passengers a minimal number of paper towels, helping to reduce operating costs.