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Old Aug 12, 2006 | 9:00 pm
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Originally Posted by xyzzy
I think we need to either make everyone fly naked with nothing in hand other than their passports or take the safer approach and ban passengers altogether.
Passports and tickets are flammable (= paper). Can't possibly let those on an airplane. Not to mention some evildoer who hates your freedom tinkering with his passport/ticket, right?

As for clothes: I already mentioned in another thread that pax will be required to change into TSA approved/provided uniforms when flying. So airports will need lots of changing rooms, which is no problem, as there will be quite some duty free shops available for conversion. ^

Remember: It's all to preserve your freedom.
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