I think we should all start wearing rubber gloves....

OT abit but... just had an image flash by me.... When it is your turn to "pass" in the security line walk right up to the TSA folks and "snap" the glove, extend your pointer finger and wiggle it around as if you were going to give "them" an exam....

Most guys >40+ know the routine and will likely have a "Pavlov's dog" kind of reaction when they hear that glove snap. It'll put a little fear in their heart.