Originally Posted by You want to go where?
The only question I routinely get at US Immigration is "What kind of food?"
based on my indication that I am carrying food into the United States. The answer is always: "Chocolate!"

I've just started to write chocolate or candy above the food question on the customs forms now. It makes everything a whole lot easier. But, in the US, aside from the typical stuff (Where and why), whenever I bring back liquor I get asked if I'm old enough.