As much as I wish I were kidding on this thread, is there anything one can actually do?

I'm actually looking for something from the FA's on this.

Maybe instead of the new boarding lanes, they should have a sign that helps you read your ticket. And if you still try to board the GA's whip out a bull horn, ask if anyone in line has a copy of "hooked on phonics" and send you to the back of the line.

-B