I'm beginning to think finding the Holy Grail or establishing Jimmy Hoffa's final resting place would be easier than booking tickets to Hawaii using my OnePass miles.

I've spoken with 4 different OnePass agents in the last several days, and have received different answers from each one. I'm hoping someone here can shed some light on what I need to do to book the tickets I'm seeking.

My family of 5 would like to fly from EWR to HNL in July 2007. I've been told all of the following by Onepass Customer Service agents:

* July 2007 dates aren't available yet. You need to wait until 345 days before your departure date to book the tickets.

* There's no such thing as a 345 day availablility. It's totally up to the management when those tickets become available.

* Actually, it's more like 330 days.

* You can book for July 2007 anytime you want, but it'll cost you 70,000 miles per ticket each way.

* It'll cost you 70,000 miles each way IF you book the trip as 2 one-way tickets, but you'll be able to reserve the tickets sooner if you do it that way.

* It's 35,000 miles per round trip ticket, but you need to check back every single day to check for availability because we have no idea when it'll come into the system.

Good grief. Advice, anyone??

Thanks in advance!