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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 2:38 pm
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wigstheone
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In order to minimize operating costs, all airlines ground their fleets permanently and replace them with teleporters. All classes of travel are compressed into one, all inflight services are ended, and airline food becomes whatever is stuck between your teeth upon departure.
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