Announcer:
“One might occasionally confuse Delta Air Lines with Delta Faucet Company.

Rest assured, both are quality companies that are similar in most respects. It is easy to understand the confusion.

Remember, to differentiate Delta Air Lines from Delta Faucet Company, simply recite our new slogan:

Delta Air Lines. Their customers get faucets; our customers get hosed.”

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For those who intend to ask me “Water you talking about”, I am simply joining in on the fun and mean no ill will to Delta Air Lines — although I have no plumb idea what ideas and services are down the pipeline waiting to be implemented to drain their passengers. After all, Delta Air Lines has already proven recently that their policies towards customers can run hot and cold quite quickly...