Originally Posted by GroundStop
Why is it that the FAs on TED won't physically give you the whole can? They have been, on numerous occassions, happy to give me 2 cups of soda (i.e. a whole can) but have said "we're not allowed to give you the can". Is TED concerned for your welfare and doesn't want you to cut your finger on the can opening?! or is there something more rational to the policy?
Ted is a very complex man:
Ted is cheap, but not lazy. (Full can)
Ted is is a LCC, but not inexpensive.
Ted is fun, but not a thrill.
Ted cares about you, but no more than anyone else.
Ted will sell you a margarita that isn't made with tequila.