[QUOTE=More Champagne Sir?]I'd have gone over to the food court and picked up a few plastic knives, and then walked back to security, found the same guard and askes if he wanted any more to add to his collection


I would have stabbed him with it and let him see how silly it is.

Actually, if I was the screener, i would have confiscated the OP's gyros. Those things can be dangerous!

Steve