Friday I arrived at a nameless airport for a return flight to AUS. The line to check luggage was long and I was running late, so I decided to see what would happen if I tried to pass my suitcase through security as a carry-on. It contained various weapon-like things (including my pocket knife) so I expected to be turned back.
Surprise, it went right through the X-ray screening without a complaint!
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