There were many days in August at a little country church in Indiana in the late '80s that I would drive a mile down the road after church and hurl zucchinis out the window (I had tried giving them to the local food bank, but they wouldn't take non-commercial food). This leads me to another rule:



28. The only "vegetable" that should be in bread is wheat, rye, corn, oats, etc. Zucchini and carrots, with regard to bread (or certainly cake! ) should be treated in the same way as the marshmallows and graham crackers are treated with S'Mores (except that it is much harder to get a zucchini to flame satisfactorily while shoved into a campfire on a stick).