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12. Squeezable mustard is a dumb idea.
13. I am really, really, really utterly uninterested in discussing what color order that M&Ms are to be eaten in. They taste exactly the same, whatever their color. But they must be eaten precisely two at a time.
14. Beer is always better than wine. And there is the added benefit that there are no "beer snots" endlessly nattering about bouquets and "just a hint of trout."
15. The best way to eat S'Mores is this: Gather graham crackers, marshmallows and Hershey bars. Then throw away marshmallows, throw away graham crackers and eat Hershey bar. Sing a camp song around the fire if that makes it taste better for you.
16. Coleslaw is an abomination. And on top of a chopped barbecue sandwich, hiding there beneath the top bun ready to assault the unsuspecting, it is to be anathematized. Verily.
17. Unsalted dry roasted peanuts are a waste on so many counts. "Lightly salted" ones are better than none at all, but only until the real thing is available.