Originally Posted by Bart

LOL. Bartworld is something that has existed for me throughout my life. During all four of my commands, I made it very clear to my subordinates that they were now in Bartworld and I was their God; there were no other gods but Bart and Bart's Law was absolute. I've toned it down with my non-military coworkers in TSA, but the translation is the same. Whether I'm in charge at the checkpoint or baggage screening pod, they are in Bartworld. My screeners clearly understand this simple philosophy.

Bart follows the SOP, but Bart also reserves the right to make common sense intepretation of the SOP which may vary from the way other leads and supervisors interpret the SOP.

It's been a successful recipe for me throughout my life. Why fix it if it ain't broken?