Well...
Say what you want about Jerzee. Don't forget I'm originally a Brooklyn boy, so I've passed on my share of NJ Jokes.
But, my town is the home of the only five diamond Hilton for quite a distance, the only mall in America that doesn't look like every other mall, the #1 high school in America, the #3 school district in the state, a commuter rail that gets me into Manhattan's Penn Station in 40 minutes, and enough squirrels rabbits and deer to make me forget about civilization for a while.
Not to mention a 10 minute drive from the dreaded yet handy EWR.
Then again, I'm not one to brag.