He did what??? I assume that you are refering to Him Indoors and that he paid for this. Now, we will leave the question of what you and Him Indoors have been up to - I will beat that out of him tonight. No one - no one at all is allowed to book my Davey into anything that has does not have a curtain behind the cabin he is sitting in. What next? Smirnoff will be doing a fan dance through Terminal One. BAHumbug will be getting GU Wonder to carry his bags through Heathrow, and Bealine will tke Hfly in as a paying guest. Sheep will take over the day to day running of British Airways (he could do any worse) and Jenbel....well who can say!!

Now Dave. Dry your eyes Sweetness and throw that nasty squalid little snack in the garbage where it belongs - you belong in CE and don't try and be brave with Aunite Pucci. Remember the one thing that you look for in a man is his bank balance the rest can be lived with. If you think that I speak from experience then forget it - he bought you ET and I bet that he used my Platinum Card - Oh the Cheapskate!