I can't speak for Randy or moderators but I think I can predict it is not a matter Talk Board would (or should) become involved in.

Heck I bet I near qualify for being charged for 2 airline seats but I've honestly never seen a thread on FT that bothered me on the topic.

AFAIK "name calling and insults" that you say bother you, are already clearly covered by the TOS, and mods are there to enforce them. If you see any posts that bother you and breach those written guidelines, hitting that little red "Report Bad Post" red triangle button might quickly achieve the desired effect?

If "fat" threads seem to bother you, I was admittedly rather curious to read your signature tag line:

I'm not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil in Tokyo, though I do my best not to, I really do. A.Bourdain