I was thinking of starting a thread on funny comments by Indian phone agents, but it might not be appreciated.

This morning, at 7:00 am, I was asked if I had had a good day.

I was also asked if I was watching football and did I like football? Does this come out of some manual under the heading of How to stall the customer while you look something up? I told him I didn't care about the World Cup if that's what he was asking.

I almost asked the guy, "Hot enough for you?"

On the positive side, he explained how to get my 1,000 mile bonus which wouldn't post automagically (held award itinerary wouldn't book on Delta.com) without my asking.