Various Flights:
“We are now dimming the cabin lights so that we can enhance the appearance of the person sitting next to you and your cabin crew…”

SMF to IAD:
"Smoking is prohibited on all jetBlue flight and the state of California... so all you smokers onboard"

LGB to OAK:
“Please remain seated with your seatbelt fasten till we come to a complete stop at the gate and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign.” (Arriving at the gate) “Not yet… just a few more seconds” (stopped at the gate) “hey you in the back, did the captain turn off the seat belt sign yet?” (Seat belt sign turns off) “Ok, now you can unbuckle your seatbelt”

SMF to JFK:
“Welcome onboard jetBlue flight 265 with nonstop service to New York JFK, our flight tonight will be 17 hours and 59 minutes…”

JFK to OAK:
“Thank you for flying jetBlue, if you love the jetBlue experience, feel free to tell you friends and family about us… and for those that didn’t, thank you for flying Delta.”

OAK to JFK:
(after some heavy turbulence) “Wow, either we just hit some turbulence or some of you are having a little too much fun back there”

LGB to OAK:
“Like the state of California, all jetBlue flight is nonsmoking, however, if you have to smoke, feel free to just step outside where you can enjoy our special screening of Gone with the Wind”
(heard a similar one on Southwest too)

Various Flights:
“We are now dimming the cabin lights so that we can enhance the appearance of the person sitting next to you and your cabin crew… “