OK, OK, i surrender.... I will tell my story. (I was afraid to before. But after reading some of your stories....

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A couple of years ago I was in Rio de Janeiro with a straight female friend. At the airport, leaving the country, the Admiral's Club lounge is on the second floor waaayy in the back after all these vacant shops. I decided to take a break (I was bored) and decided to walk through the shops. As I was leaving the AC, about 10 feet behind me was an AA employee. Gee, this is interesting. I kept walking towards the stores and he made a beeline to the restroom. Hmmmm... dream come true? I decided to find out and made another beeline to the restroom where we... (X-rated part deleted).... and now I have my memorable experience of Rio.
Coincidentally, I will be returning to Rio at the same time -- August -- this year.
David