I was just looking to spread a few smiles around to fellow FTers here.

(By the way, is there a way to indicate on the forum list that a topic is for amusement?)

As for the "two" lifetime miles amounts, the first is what my total was in January ("BFT"--Before FlyerTalk => you should "automatically" check my "join date" on my profile summery upper-left), and the other is the current amount. Thank you very much, everybody!