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Old Jun 10, 2006 | 2:06 am
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Originally Posted by krug
PRESS RELEASE

Friday 9 June 2006

Wonka Press Agency, London - "News just in: Thames Water announces hose pipe bans to end. Simple fare structure announced by Virgin Trains. George Bush confesses ten year affair with Dick Cheney. Margaret Beckett to be photographed on multi-page spread in Penthouse Magazine. Western Extension to Congestion Charge scrapped. Tony Blair resigns as British Prime Minister, supporting Gordon Brown as his successor. Air Conditioning introduced on London Underground network. AA announces introduction of better J seat than BA."
krug - Please! I can handle most things in life of a squeamish nature, but the prospect of a Margaret Beckett multi-page spread in Penthouse magazine nearly made me throw-up my breakfast!

I'm assuming she'd be fully-clothed, with a paper bag over her head.
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