Originally Posted by exerda
If the screener notices it.
fellow contractor who is ex-special forces routinely carries several weapons in his carry-on, claiming the ones he has "won't be seen by screeners." (We're talking a small spiked plastic baton, a roll of parachute cord, and some other junk).
Hmmm, now you've got me thinking. This will come in very handy should they lift the cellphone ban on aircraft.
"SO ANYWAYS I WAS SITTING THERE TELLING THE CUSTOMER'S CEO HOW IMPORTANT I AM AND HE....ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!" <Blessed silence>