Guy flying into GSO this am had five chances to turn off his phone during the flight. He thought the phrase "You have no idea who you are talking to. I'm an important mortgage banker" would work with the flight attendent, a very patient young guy. Two police officers greeter Mr. Mortgage Banker at the base of the steps and invited him to meet the FBI. I understand he gets to provide the Treasury with a debt reduction check and gets a six month vacation from flying on any domestic air carrier.