Originally Posted by Lumpy

Wowsers! Now ya got me chafin' at the bit to run right down to the airport and get in line for the long-wave radio signals to be used on me by those same professionals who can't figure out SOP on shoes or bare feet.

"You are free to step into the sterile area just as soon as we see gray smoke issuing from under your fingernails. Have a nice flight, and thanks for giving us the opportunity to service you."