I bet I'm not the only one who clicked on this thinking it was a joke.
I guess I agree with you on CRJ rather than the dash or the others---certainly more quiet. I like that they've mixed some of them into the EWN-CLT route, though I wish they'd make them all.
That said, I avoid the CRJs (especially the mesa 900s) like the plague unless I don't have a reasonable choice. I hate being cramped up in those.