No doubt, it must be a conspiracy. An organized gang from FT plans to dress up as TSA, go to a large airport, find an unmanned checkpoint, open it, and blow pax minds by giving friendly courteous service to all while demanding that all pax keep their shoes on. A Frequent Flyers Revolt. There can be no other logical explanation.
Who would organize such a thing? I don't know.
OT: BTW, anyone seen Spiff lately?
Either that, or Halloween is coming up.
Who would think a TSA uniform would make the best clown outfit? I don’t know.
OT: BTW, anyone seen Spiff lately?