Originally Posted by TSAGestapo
"have you enjoyed your stay"
Yes. Until
NOW.
Originally Posted by TSAGestapo
"nice weather we're having"
Good for you. I hate this weather.
Originally Posted by TSAGestapo
"where's home"
None of
YOUR business.
Originally Posted by TSAGestapo
"are you on a business or pleasure trip"
Pleasure. Weren't you the pole dancer at the club? Hmmm...you sure took pleasure to a whole new level...

Bad idea, TSA. Get your priorities right. Start off with a low hanging fruit - consistency. And no, being consistently inept and bad is NOT consistent.