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Old May 16, 2006 | 9:12 am
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Originally Posted by iliri
Thanks a lot. I appriciate it.

So first the test and then the physical test. Whats comes after that?
A further exam including the following:

- How fast you can remove your shoes
- How loud can you yell at pax ( > 80 dB is desirable)
- How long you can stand idly by when there's a long line waiting to get thru security
- The length of time you can make pax wait in line
- How many violations of SOP you can get during one screening
- Your ignorance of the Privacy Act of 1974
- Complaint reduction (ie can you throw a wadded complaint in the trash can from 10 ft or farther?)
- Q&A with SSI (meaning if they ask a Question, the Answer is SSI)
- Knowing when an inch really isn't an inch
- Identifying threatening shoes (hint: all are a threat)
- Veiling threats as suggestions
- Disguising retalliation as continuous screening

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