OMNI for Phil... You can create a smiley face by typing first a colon or semi-colin and then adding the brackets for happy or sad face.

SO:
: plus ( equals SAD FACE
: plus ) equals HAPPY FACE
: plus ) equals SUGGESTIVE FACE

There are other things you can do but I don't know them. Although this board's beginning to look like a Seventies Psyadelic (SP?) nightmare that JAWS goes through after having too many Shiner Bocks!

OMNI for MATT: JAWS is already married and I'm waiting for MEG (Or a reasonable clone.)
CATMAN