Dateline: Saturday at our local Starbucks

I needed to use the restroom. I went around the corner and passed the 5 women in line for the ladies' room.

The 2 ladies at the front of the line began giggling. I opened the men's room door, and there sits a lady who yells, "I am in here!" Oh, i guess I should've guessed that a women was using the men's room.

She came out EXTREMELY unhappy. She yelled at her friends saying that she could not believe they let a man in there. I stirred the pot by adding that they told me to head right on in.

The embarrassed women then told me, "I am sure you saw something. Give me $20." I told her that her modesty was intact.

My wife (Vker) said I should have told her the view was only worth $5.