I have a friend visiting next week, flying UA. He is non-status. Doesn't even have an MP number.

I really want him to experience flying F. I'll drive him to the airport on the return and see if I can UG him with my e-500s... <fingers crossed>

OTOH, it's a 737, so odds are low.

And please don't suggest I use a CR-1. It's DEN-DFW fer cryin out loud!