Greyhound should consider the following elite program:
Scaredy-Cat -- 10,000 EQM. Benefits include 25% mileage bonus, priority reservation line, Line-CutterŽ coach restroom priority privileges and Seatmate VetoŽ rights.
Flyah Hate-ah -- 15,000 EQM. Benefits include all Scaredy-Cat privileges, plus 50% off all purchases at T&A Centers.
Die B 4 I Fly -- 20,000 EQM. Benefits include all Flyah Hate-ah privileges, plus annual cocktail reception with football commentator John Madden.