Canarsie,
There's been discussion here (or maybe the Midwest forum) on a small Cleveland area chain, Yours Truly. One of their signature dishes is "Notso Fries", best served with a dollop of sour cream on top. My second visit, I ordered a Notso Burger, which came with an order or Notso Fries between the burger and bun top. BTW, one of our fellow FTers' sister works there, although I've yet to coordinate properly and so meet her.
Sweet Willie,
Cross this one off your list before you get there or your arteries won't last all 140 pages.