Originally Posted by Always Flyin
You don't have to tell them. The employees will know before you can open your mouth.
The new husband will have a defeated and downtrodden look in his eyes, like a tiger suddenly captured and thrown in a cage, realizing his freedom is gone forever.
The new wife will be happy and glowing, exuding the confidence of knowing full well that she'll never have to give another blowj&*.
People can spot it a mile away.
reminds me of that joke: a mother and her young daughter are at a wedding, and the daughter says, "mommy why is the lady wearing white?" the mother replies, "white is a symbol of her everlasting happiness and joy at this wonderful occasion." The daughter is quiet for a moment before asking, "mommy, why is the man wearing black....."