Ah the old comedy crews, a memorable one of late was a UA flight, all 23mins from IAD-RIC. The lone FA was cutting up a fair bit.

'We have now reached our cruising altitiude on this short flight to Richmond. Those wishing to use their personal music players <snip> and George Foreman Grills may now do so.'

And then there were the threats of having to stay back and clean the aircraft upon arrival at RIC if anyone got up before the seatbelt sign was switched off. Funny stuff.