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Old May 1, 2006 | 6:11 am
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Originally Posted by techgirl
Earplugs and/or pharmaceutical sleep aids.

My favorite was New Years Eve at an InterContinental a few years ago... it went on ALL night. From the amount and volume of said action (along with the associated slamming headboard against wall), I decided it must be a couple of early 20s porn types.

Imagine my shock when they left their room at the same time as me the next day - the gentleman was about 80 if he was a day and accompanied by a VERY enhanced 25 year old blonde.

Hail Viagra!
This should have been a two-prescription visit for that guy: Viagra AND a defibrillator.

My question for you is: who was louder, the guy or the gal?? Are you sure she wasn't pefroming CPR?? That would have resulted in the same rhythmic headboard slamming !!
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