On my American Eagle RJ flight from SJC to LAX last week I asked the FA for a boiled lobster for dinner. I didn't think that was unreasonable. After all, they have tomato juice, so why can't they have something else that's more or less the same color? She didn't give me the lobster. I thought this was unfair so I'm going to write Customer Service. Maybe they'll give me an airplane or free F tickets to Hawaii for life or something.