Originally Posted by BitPipe
I remember reading a comedy 'Guide to England for Americans', one of the entries stated that 'It is customary in England to have occasional naps throughout the day, known as a 'wank'. So if you're ever late for a meeting etc just say you were having a 'quick wank' and everyone will understand'.
You're thinking of
Jo's Completely Factual and Not At All Juvenile Guide for Americans Visiting Britain.
Little bit dated now, but still funny!