The correct answer is go to New Jersey. One of the few things, besides really good Indian food for cheap, is the diners. They are the best, IMHO. Better than any diner I've been to in NYC. And, I don't know if this is still true or not, but you can/could smoke in them, which to me is great. But then I like to go to diners at 3 AM and get a burger, some coffee, and some cigarettes. Mmmmm. Coffee and cigarettes.