Depends on how "nice" you seem to the counter ticket agent. Or whether you may or may not have ever been a Methodist. Or whether or not the agent is a Ravens fan... All perfectly legal reasons to give you the SSSS TSA Big Feel, under laws so SSI you are not allowed to know them, let alone know how you may be breaking them.

Fear not, though. TSA has a written pledge of Dignity and Respect while they check the inside of the front of your pants in public to make sure you are not a liar.