Nice...

Philosophically, I understand where you're coming from. However, just speaking for my own personal experience, I find that its usually is good practice to actually try or experience something before passing judgement.'s

Having what someone thinks is a clever or catchy name over the door is simply a businessperson's attempt to attract customers. It doesn't mean the place is bad. Also, its always fashionable to bash chain restaurants, but if you stop and think about it, a chain is simply a concept that's been proven and copied to put in multiple locations.