[QUOTE=ElkeNorEast]I love talking to the Passport Control folks... sometimes they actually can be very witty and will say surprising things.



A few years ago after coming off a Ryanair flight at Dublin (only one passport control station), I was asked if there were many people still to come off the flight and if any of them were foreign looking, replying that I didn't think so, the guy replied " ah great, I'm off home, the wife is cooking stew tonight" he grabbed his coat and off he went.