Originally Posted by chuckd
I think I'll stuff mine most of the way into my crotch, let the top stick out enough to make it identifiable, then lay back and pretend to sleep when I'm there in May. I always write on the menu notes to myself about what I ate so I'll know what to look for and/or avoid in the future.
Now... let's get technically analytical here - you'd have to have decent crotch rise to make it stick. Wear a pair of hipsters and it'll fall out pronto.