New to all of this -
What is AA Plat?

Oh, now I understand -
How do I get that?

Up till now
Flying Coach is not the worst

From what I know now
How do I get in First?

Sitting, sipping, smiling
FA's and Stewards calling me by name

From what I learned on Flyertalk
Flying will never be the same!!!

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TANSTASFL - but if you work it right, FF miles comes pretty close.