Oh, to be 1K!
Boarding passes colored gold
They sit up in F

Snagging exit rows
Brandishing their systemwides
Which way to the lounge?

I can be like them
Just go on some mileage runs
Spend all day on planes

Go to PIT for ORD
Racking up six segments for
Just a hundred bucks

The gate agent says,
"I can put you on nonstops"
No! I need my segs!

Touring baseball parks
Dodger Stadium this week
Safeco Field is next

Visit friends down South
But I wish they really lived
Up in Anchorage

Stares of disbelief
"Where'd you go this weekend, Freak?"
"Singapore", I say

Last day of the year
Status miles total up:
Hundred thousand.... nine!!

Yes! I made it! Joy!
But the capture seems to be
Lesser than the chase

Status for one year
Now I gotta keep it up!?
Shoulda thought of that