Sent to me from my mother, culled from Dale Dauten's column in today's Arizona Republic:

Small rear, large bladder,
Full fare, low expectations:
Perfect passenger!

Grow small! Stunt your legs;
Shrivel your arms. Smaller still!
Human Bonsai tree.

Pretend you have
Tyrannosaurus Rex arms.
Smile. Wave. Neighbors shrink!

Angels of the aisles,
Who decides when manna falls?
A whole can of Coke.

The three carry-ons:
Large, overhead; small, beneath;
Lumpy you between

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