Originally Posted by nowAAexUA
And I've had to shut my office door!
I frequent the AA and BA forums - the former because I fly mainly domestic US routes

, the latter because it's my best daily source of ridiculous, low-key, self-effacing humour ^ . Keep it up!
Up What? Darling just because we have all fallen down the well - you don't have to jump down with us. I am delighted that our nonsense pleases you - and hope that you have recovered your composure.
I have been called many things - but infamous is new. Famous, mysgterious, enigmatic, rare - but infamous? Honey Bunny - Mata Hari I aint.
Well thank you to all those kind people who either think that I am a frump or a cat walk alley cat.
BCH - you have a secretary? I pity her - she must be made in heaven to deal with you!
Now, if you all settle down and promise to be very good boys Auntie Pucci has been working on a Tales from the Galley. I had a marriage breakdown discussed at great - very great length in my "office" the other day and I think that you might be entertained.
Do you promise to be good and not exasperate Aunit Pucci? Sheep will tell me of any lapses. (I wonder if Sheep likes Tftg?)