<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Just Passing Thru:
A Jewish friend once shared with me the poem "Kosher Night Before Christmas," in which one of the characters exclaims "Pork is kosher, if it's in Chinese food," while sitting down to eat at "Hunan Chozer."

Ever heard that one, hnechets? </font>